Thursday, March 27, 2008

MOVIE TITLE: FREDDY VS JASON


“Freddy Krueger is in hell-literally! And like an inmate with a life sentence, Freddy’s been plotting a fantastic revenge…all he needs is a little help. In comes Jason Voorhees, the equally iconic madman and perfect means for Freddy to once again instill fear on Elm Street. As the bodies begin to pile up, it becomes clear that Jason isn’t willing to step aside. Now, with a terrified town in the middle, the two titans of terror enter into a horrifying and gruesome showdown. Winner kills all!”


Friday the 13th collides with a nightmare on Elm Street. It’s been years since people found a way to forget about Freddy Krueger, with no one scared of him he has no power so he teams up with Jason Voorhees. I give this movie 9 out of 10 because of the great idea for Jason to start killing on Elm Street to remind people of Freddy Krueger.


Things become annoying for Freddy Krueger when Jason Voorhees keeps murdering those who remember and dream of him, that’s when things get really heated. While being a horror film it has it’s funny parts as well. Like all Jason Voorhees movies this one to has nudity and bad language, blood, gore, and loaded with screams! As always, feel free to leave a comment and state your opinion. Post to ya later!


Tuesday, March 25, 2008

MOVIE TITLE: THE STONED AGE



"Crank it up and get into the groove with two radically hellacious buds, Joe and Hubbs. It's the grooy 70's and music and parting are king! The dudes are out crusin' one night in the Blue Torpedo (a blue Volkswagon) when they eyeball Tack (a dude), who tells them where to find some burlacious (hot) babes. They jam and meet Lanie and her friend Jill. Lanie turns out to be more than Joe and Hubbs ever imagined - TALL, BLONDE, AND BEAUTIFUL! The buds think they're stylin' (looking cool) until Tack shows up. He leads everybody to a wild party where the girls are abundant and the dudes are party kings. Everything and everyone come loose as the guys hit the party and go for it. For Joe and Hubbs it's the night of their lives with the girls of their dreams. No one doubts this is one unbelievably rad (incredible) night. CHECK IT OUT!"


This is a low budget movie that's supposed to take place in the 1970s era, however, you can clearly see cars from the 80s and 90s in the flim. The movie it's self was touch and go, some parts was ok while other parts just wasn't very good. This movie is based on under age drinking and a couple of buddies who keep tryin to get into some girls pants, one is the pushy type while the other friend just wants to take it slow. I give this movie a 7 out of 10 because while some parts was not appealing to me, I would watch it again sometime. This movie also has some nudity in it.


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Monday, March 24, 2008

MOVIE TITLE: THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE



Hotshot attorney Kevin Lomax's 64-0 case record has brought him a temping offer from an elite New York firm. But the job Lomax accepts isn't what it seems. The Devil is in the details. In this gleeful, modern Gothic fable, Keanu Reeves plays eager Lomax and Al Pacino is the charismatic firm founder who knows there are cases to be won...and souls to be lost. From Lomax's court triumphs and skyrocket rise to its double-twist ending, "The Devil's Advocate" is red-hot entertainment. Lomax's life, wife (Charlize Theron) and soul are on the line. He's landed a job that's Heaven on Earth...which can lead him striaght to Hell.


This movie staring Keanu Reeves in my opinion is one of the better movies based in court rooms out there. It's definitely not a normal court room/laywer based movie! As Keanu Reeves's character Lomax has never lost a case in his career he is suddenly presented with a case he isn't sure he should win, and then he gets the offer to goto New York, after he gets there it is not what he expected and things just go down hill. The ending is partly expected, however there is a twist worth watching it for! I rate this a 8 out of 10.


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Sunday, March 23, 2008

MOVIE TITLE: HOUSE OF WAX



Thrills and chills ooze all over you in House of Wax, from Dark Castle Entertainment and legendary horror producers Joel Silver and Robert Zemeckis(Gothika, House on Haunted Hill). When their car breaks down on a road trip, six college friends are sidetracked into an eerie backwoods town. Curiosity gets the better of them when they are intrigued by its macabre House of Wax. They soon find out that the town is not what it seems and they must find their way out before they fall victim to its ghoulishly inventive killers.


This is a movie that makes you wonder about peoples hobbies, or how far they take them. Six college buddies are heading to LSU stadium to see a game when they decide to break for the night and set up camp in the middle of no where, which is their first big mistake out of many. After finding out a fan belt broke a couple stay behind to fix it, after getting into town they find it's like a ghost town, this is where the fun begins.


House of Wax keeps the action going, while not all that scary unless you scare easy, it's still a good movie I give it a 8 out of 10. As always, feel free to leave a comment and state your opinion. Post to ya later!


Saturday, March 22, 2008

MOVIE TITLE: NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN



A hunter (Josh Brolin) stumbles upon a dead body, $2 million and a stash of heroin in the woods. He absconds with the cash, but brutal thief Anton Chigurh (Javier Bardem) comes looking for it, with a local sheriff (Tommy Lee Jones) on his trail. The roles of hunter and prey blur as the violent pursuits of money and justice collide. Joel and Ethan Coen direct this dark morality tale, which won four Oscars in 2008, including Best Picture.


My opinion on this movie is that it wasn't what I had expected it to have been. It wasn't completely awful but it was far from great. There's violence and gore, but the action was very slow paced. The character Anton Chigurh's weapon of choice was some sort of air gun which doesn't leave much evidence behind, but that was roughly the coolest thing to me. I give this movie a 5 out of 10...


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Friday, March 21, 2008

MOVIE TITLE: THE THIRST


Clean and sober for the first time in years, Lisa (Clare Kramer) and Maxx (Matt Keeslar) are just beginning to get their lives together when they fall under the spell of the seductive Darius (Jeremy Sisto), the leader of a local vampire clan. Lured into his world, the couple soon finds a new addiction -- blood -- in this darkly humorous gore fest co-starring Adam Baldwin and featuring the music of Rasputina, Jack the Mad and more.


Hmm, what can I say about this one... It had it's good parts, but just as many bad parts. It wasn't just another no budget independent horror movies which we have seen a lot over the past year or so, however, it wasn't no big budget movie either. There was quite a bit of nudity, and even more gore as the vampires don't just suck the blood in this one, they rip out pieces of flesh. I enjoyed the soundtrack on this movie though. I give it a 7 out of 10.


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Thursday, March 20, 2008

Article: Yuwie.com

I was bored so I searched around and I seen a classified ad on ebay talking about this site so I checked it out. It's a social group site like Myspace, but the difference is they actually incurage you to use there site by paying YOU! You may think it sounds to good to be true, I do as well! But I have the extra 10-15 minutes a day to devote on trying since it doesn't cost me anything, plus I make new friends!


It's not a get rich quick thing because unless you have to ability to get thousands or 10s of thousands of page views per month, it will take time. But you don't have to do it on your own! You can refer people and draw money off their page views as well!


You can earn revenue off a down line of 10 levels, this means if you can get just 3 people referred who stay active, and they refer at least 3 active people, and so on for 10 levels then you would be making $$$ without even having to do anything as long as they stay active because THEY DO THE WORK!.


So say you refer 3 people, they refer 3 people, they refer 3 people and so on for 10 levels, the math works out to over 88,000 people in your down line you get a percentage from their page views! So say you have a 90% failure rate, you still have over 8,000 people in the down line!


Think for a second, they say they pay out every month on how many page views you have (and your referrals). Can you take 10-15 min of your day to try it out for a month to see if it is real? I'm not saying you will make a lot that first month with only having 10-15 minutes a day, but it will allow you to see if they really pay without wasting a lot of time like some sites.


The pay is determined on how much Yuwie receives for advertising that month, then they take a chunk of that and pay the user's a certain amount per 1000 page views. So say you hit 1000 page views, they only pay out $0.10 per 1000 page views for that month (example, could be much more, or maybe less), it's not much but if you really do get paid you will know it's real, and want to spend more time to get more page views and refer more people.


At $0.10 per 1000 page views, and the down line grows as shown above with over 88,000 people in the down line and they each get at least 1000 page views, thats 88,000 x $0.10 = $8,800 a month! imagine how many MORE people you can get in the down line with time, and even with a 90% failure rate at the start, you can still manage $800 a month with 8,000 people in the down line!


I added the link to the video which explains more in the link section, check it out, sign up, after all if you watch TV now days you watch over 15 minutes worth of commercials in a day.


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MOVIE TITLE: THE DESCENT



The Descent A pleasure caving trip turns frightful in this horror film writte and directed by Neil Marshall. Six girlfriends, led by thrill seeker Juno (Natalie Mendoza), go spelunking a year after a tragic incident. But when they get trapped under the earth, all rationale excapes them as they start to suffer from limited oxygen and delusions...or are they? Now, the friends must find a way to escape the cave and the murky creatures that lie within it. (2006)


My opinion on this movie is mixed feelings. I liked the movie it's self, the creatures was cool, but everything was so dark it kind of got annoying. The tragic incident at the start was sad, then the movie takes place one year later where a group of girls go to explore a cave, but it's not the cave they orignally thought they was going too which was only a spelunking class level of 2, Juno the thrill seeker lied and went to a cave never before explored (so she thought). This movie has a few parts that made me go "oh that shouldn't have happend", I give it a 8 out of 10 and would watch it again just for the creatures faces!


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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

MOVIE TITLE: THE TEN



An all-star cast that includes Paul Rudd, Winona Ryder, Jessica Alba, Oliver Platt, Liev Schreiber, Famke Janssen, Rob Corddry, Adam Brody, Ken Marino and Gretchen Mol, among others, takes part in this amusing collection of 10 irreverent tales inspired by the Ten Commandments. Nothing is sacred in this comedy anthology written by Ken Marino and director David Wain, formerly of the comedy troupe the State.


This is a movie based on the ten comandments, it's made up of 10 short stories that put the comandments into a perspective and basicly make fun of them. This is not a movie for the avgerage christan as it makes fun of the ten comandments. I would say this movie requiers a certain type of humor to enjoy. Some of it was funny to me and other parts didn't have an affect on me all together, I still give this movie a 5 out of 10.


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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

MOVIE TITLE: PRIVATE RESORT


Chasing women for the weekend at a luxurious Miami resort, teen buddies Ben and Jack (Rob Morrow and Johnny Depp) get more than they bargained for after crossing paths with a crafty criminal. Throwing their hormone-driven plans off kilter, the two friends run afoul of a cross-dressing jewel thief (Hector Elizondo) and find themselves under scrutiny from a prying hotel detective. George Bowers directs the racy high jinks of this 1985 sex romp.


Johnny Depp stars in this 1985 comedy, I had never seen it before last night but I am glad I came across it searching the instant Netflix movies. This movie was packed with comedy, girls in bikini's (and out of them), and it seemed like every few minutes somebody was hurt or in trouble. I enjoyed this movie, I give it a 8 out of 10! Oh and for all the women that just love Johnny Depp not long into the movie he's butt naked...I could have done without that myself though.


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Possible 300 sequel?

Another article I find interesting, talks about a possible 300 sequel. I enjoyed the first one, but I hope it don't turn out that they spend very little time on the sequel just in hopes of high box office sales.

Click here to read full article!
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Article I found:

"We’ve received a great deal of criticism for our 100 Great Movies Every Guy MUST See article due to the generic action flicks and repetitive Hollywood story lines. In the interests of promoting lesser known movies, we’ve rented, downloaded or borrowed hundreds of guy movies you may not have heard of before. We’ve watched them, reviewed them and now we’ll list our top ten." Click here to see the list article and list!


Out of this list I have only seen 1 of the movies that I can recall, that's with over 1,200 movies under my belt!


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Monday, March 17, 2008

MOVIE TITLE: THE OTHER SIDE


I thought the other side was a pretty good movie, one of the better movies I have seen lately based on people coming back from the dead (not zombified). In this strangely action packed movie the story base is that a young man is killed (this happens fast, I looked at my plate then back up and he was in another realm), then some others in this realm take him with them as they have found a exit from hell (AKA the pit), and then they have reapers after them to bring them back.


As if being chased by hell bound reapers wasn't bad enough, he comes back to find his girlfriend who was supposed to meet him the night he died is now missing! I give this movie a 9 out of 10 and would diffidently watch it again. As it has gory violence it's not one for children, then again what movie with hell bound reapers chasing down those who have escaped is for kids?


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MOVIE TITLE: STARDUST



Stardust is a reality meets fantasy world based movie. It's about these two "worlds" that is divided by a wall which those of their world are not supposed to cross, however not everyone listens do they? I loved the story behind this movie, a young man has fallen for a girl that won't give him the time of day so one night they seen a falling star and she says she would be with him if he brought back the star for her within 1 week (for her birthday). During this week he goes through a lot and you will just have to see how it ends, but I would watch this one again!


And to top off the story behind it, Robert De Niro plays a cross dressing, lighting catching captain!


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Sunday, March 16, 2008

MOVIE TITLE: SUNSHINE



Sunshine was a good movie, but I kept getting interrupted by people while watching it so it was kind of hard for me to follow all of it. It didn't have much of a beginning and got right into what was going on. I don't know how but the sun is dieing and they have came up with an idea to "restart" it and as always things go wrong, you can kind of see the end coming as in what happens just not the way it happens...Good show, just wish I could have watched it closer!


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Saturday, March 15, 2008

MOVIE TITLE: THE DARJEELING LIMITED



When I put in the Darjeeling limited the other night I didn't realize that there was a short clip (part 1) before the actual movie (part 2). Part 1 didn't make much since to me and threw me off at first. After the 2nd part started it wasn't so bad, still a bit weird.


It had it's funny parts, a couple nudity parts an the story base wasn't all that good, I would give this movie a 5 or 6 out of 10. Not much else to say on this movie. Next review: Sunshine!


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Friday, March 14, 2008

Friend's blog!

A friend got inspired by my blog and started his own blog! Like me he has a review blog as well, but instead of movies he reviews games! I will post the link here as well as on the right in the link section, check him out to get the best of both worlds...everyone knows games go with movies, after all they do make movies out of a lot of the games now!


http://diaryofavideogameaddict.blogspot.com/


MOVIE TITLE: BATS: HUMAN HARVEST



Bats: Human Harvest is the sequel to the 1999 film titled Bats, after 8-9 years it's been made. While it has been years since I have seen the original Bats, I think it's the one with Lo Diamond Phillips in it where theres a town that gets attacked by bats an they end up safe guarding the local high school


Bats: Human Harvest takes place in Russia, I don't remember a guy in the first movie that created these killer bats, they just seemed to appear if I remember right. But the guy who created them moved to an area in a forest in Russia and whoever goes in don't come back out.


The movie was O.K it had a pretty good story base. However, it didn't have what the first movie had since it took place in a forest and not in a town with more people.


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Thursday, March 13, 2008

MOVIE TITLE: LAKE PLACID 2


What can I say about Lake placid 2, I fell asleep watching it basically describes how entertaining it was. The base story was on a 40 ft crock, then there was 3...then no wait 4. The crock's looked so fake I wonder if they even thought about spending a little time on at least trying to make them blend in with there surroundings. I'm glad I use my credits at movie gallery to get this movie at half price! I figured it would have at least kept me awake.


I was going to watch The Darjeeling limited as well last night, but I switched to Lake Placid 2 after 10 minutes because I figured it would do better at keeping me awake. I may have a review for The Darjeeling limited later on today, but unless it gets better than the first 10 minutes or so then I'm not sure if i'll bother watching it (first 10 min seemed boring). Post to ya later!


Wednesday, March 12, 2008

MOVIE TITLE: BEE MOVIE


I just gave you the review on Hitman, an action packed movie for a more mature audience now here's one for the younger minds as well! Bee movie turned out better than I first gave it credit for. I usually don't mind the animated movies, but when I first heard about Bee movie my thoughts was ok it's another movie on a bug/insect that didn't need much though on the title (like Antz, creative with that Z wasn't they?). Then again don't judge a movie by it's cover either because Bee movie turned out to have it's funny parts, and it's serious parts.

That's the one's I have for now, as always comment and let me know your thoughts on the movies. Post to ya later!